9:32 AM P: hm. I showed my husband my tattoo artwork and he didn’t like it.
now I’m trying to work with the tattoo artist on how to fix it so that he will like it.
Q: because it was a tattoo or because it was that crazy indian shit
P: he thought it looked like a cartoon.
like Dumbo.
9:33 AM Q: disagree. but that’s a little bit funny.
P: and he wants it to be something that is more flowery and sexy I guess.
so I’m adding flowers.
what kind of flowers?
Q: oh, ok. and could you add vines or something like that with sanskrit?
9:34 AM P: perhaps so
Q:
P: sanskrit that says, “my husband is an idiot and doesn’t know the difference between Ganesha and Dumbo”
Q: well that is why it is funny.
9:35 AM because it IS an elephant.
P: yes. true.
9:36 AM okay… back to flowers.
the tattoo artist said “I’m not sure about the vines wrapping part, maybe flowers though.”
Q: ok, hmmm.
the obvious is the lotus flower
P: yes, the lotus is too common i fear.
9:37 AM Q: right. but it will make a better tattoo cause it won’t bleed and look bad later
P: the vines? or the flowers?
9:38 AM ah.
true.
9:39 AM this is going to get $$$$
Q: really? because of the time he’s spending designing?
9:40 AM P: i think so…
do i pay for that part?
i don’t even have a clue.
you should know
Q: i don’t know. of course you’re asking the wrong person
P: oh really? i thought you were the tattoo queen?
9:41 AM Q: only from the waist down
P: I especially like your tramp stamp that says, “as long as you are back there, please pull my hair”
